Soch k jawab dain agar intellegent hain to
1-"SHEHD"se ziyada meetha ,.........hai
2- SURAJ se ziyada garm ,.........., hy
3- BADSHAH ko ,...........,chahiye
4- "FAKEER" k pas ..........., hy
5- Jo,.........., khaye ga wo mr jae ga
In sab sawalon me ek hi jawab hy.. reply
Aqwal-e-Zareen....
Behtreen
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Jis ka ap msg prh rhy hen;-)
Thank you!
sb ko btany ki zrorat nai
aiwain e bnda famous ho jata ha.
Pathan Apni Girlfrnd Se :
Mere Dil Main Ek Bat Ha.
Girl:
Keh Do.
Pathan:
Ni Mjhy Sharam Aati Ha.
Girl:
Kaho Na!
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Pathan:
Mujy tmhra bhai acha lgta hy
All Dear's are not Nears, and all Nears are not Dears, It is easy to remember the Nears, but very difficult to forget the Dears.
Using any Maths Symbols or Signs prove it…
0 0 0 = 6
1 1 1 = 6
2 2 2 = 6
3 3 3 = 6
4 4 4 = 6
5 5 5 = 6
6 6 6 = 6
7 7 7 = 6
8 8 8 = 6
9 9 9 = 6
You can Insert Everything but Numbers,
And you can’t change everything.
It is a challenge to all of you.
Answer:
(2*Cos(0) + 2*Cos(0) + 2*Cos(0)) = 6 as Cos(0) = 1
(1+1+1)! = 6 3!=3*2=6
2+2+2 = 6
(3*3)-3 = 6
(4+4)- SqRoot(4) = 6
(5/5)+5 = 6
6+6-6 = 6
-(7+7)+7 = 6
Cuberoot(8)+cbrt(8)+cbrt(8) = 6 cuberoot (8)= 2
[Sqrt(9)*Sqrt(9)] – Sqrt(9) = 6
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A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for some minutes.
Finally, she hangs him up.
But 5 minutes later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
Answer
She took a picture of him (shoots a picture).
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry.
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Agar msg master ho to es sawal ka jawab do our agar nahi ata to sms krna chor do.
“SAWAL”
1 larky ne 1 larki se os ka naam pocha to os larki ne 1 kitab par ye code likha….
2main2,8main2,
7main4,4main2
7main3,2main1,
“NAME KEYA HAI? reply must.
Only Genious wil reply.
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A Challenge For You To Rearrange The Following Words:
Karnemd (Place)
Laebaba (Bird)
Sondelo (Food)
Peoahygrg (Subject)
Rabe (Animal)
Are You Genius? Reply Me Must.
Answer:
Denmark
Ababeal
Noodles
Geography
Bear
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Woh Kon Si Cheez Hai?
Jo 2012 K Saal Main 1 Baar Aai,
Aur Har Mahine Main 2 Baar
Hafte Main 4 Baar
Aur Din Main 6 Bar Aai Thi?
Reply Must Plz.
Answer:
2012 mein aik odd number hy jo Ek Baar aya hy 2012 mein
Month Main 2 Odd Week
1st Week & 3rd Week
Week Main 4 Odd Days
1, 3, 5, 7
Day Main 6 Odd Hours
1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11
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Inko Seedha Karain
O H O R A T B M
Ye Ulte Seedhe Haroof Hain, Inko Seedha Karain,
Ye ek Aisi Jagah Ka Name Banta hai,
Jahan Insan Majburi Mai Jaata Hai.
Answer:
B A T H R O O M.
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2012 Ka Aisa Sawal Jo Aapko Raat Ko Sonay Nahi Dega
ek Shakhs Ne Apny Naukar Se Poocha K
Ghari Main Time Kya Hua Hai?
Naukar Ne Kaha:
Sui Sui K Ooper Hai.
Jitnay Bajne Waly Hain,
Utne Bajnay Main Utnay He Minutes Hain
Batao Us Waqt Time Kya Ho Raha Tha.
Challenge For You and All Your Friends.
Answer:
9:50
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Challenge For You
Two Players are playing at 94 and 94 they needed 7 runs to win the match at 3 balls, At Last Wicket.
How Both Players complete their 100?
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1 Larka 1 Larki
Na Woh Shauhar-B.V
Na Woh Bhai-Behen
Na Woh Maa-Beta
Larki Ka Susar,
Larkay K Susar Ka Baap Hai.
To Larki Larkay Ka Kya Rishta Banta hai?
Its Challenge For You.
Answer: Saas-Damaad
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Only Super Genius Can Solve dis Problem
2 . 3 . 4 . 15 . 12
3 . 4 . 5 . 28 . 20
4 . 5 . 6 . 45 . 30
5 . 6 . 7 . 66 . 42
6 . 7 . 8 . ?? . 56
Reply in 10 minutes.
Answer: 91
See the sequence in Column 4, difference of 28 and 15 is 13, 45 and 28 is 17, 66 and 45 is 21 and similarly 91 and 66 is 25.
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Zehen Istemal Karo Aur Jawab Do.
SLAM ki Biwi ANAM
ANAM ki Bhabhi SANA
SANA ki Beti SADIA
SADIA ka Dada REHAN
REHAN ki Biwi AISHA
AISHA ki Beti TAHIRA
To Aapko Batana Hai K
ASLAM aur TAHIRA ka Kya Rishta Hai.
Answer: Saali.
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Batain Woh Konsi Sabzi (Vegetable) hai
Jis Mai Tala Or Chabi Dono Aata hain.?
Its A Challenge to all.
Answer: Lock Key
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Agar SMS Master Ho To is Sawal Ka Jawab Do,
Warna SMS Krna Chor Do.
1 Larki Car Mai Ja Rhi Thi
Larky Ne Lift Le Li Jab Car Se Larka Utra To Usne Larki Se Naam Pocha.
Larki Ne Kaha Mere Car Ka Jo Number Hai Us Main Hi Mera Naam Hai.
Dimag Hai To Dhond Lena..
Car Ka Number Yeh Tha
WV733N
Larki Ka Naam Batao.
Answer:
Neelam, See Upside Down
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Test ur IQ
If
9 + 3 = 722
5 + 7 = 536
8 + 6 = 845
4 + 4 = 613
Then
7 + 2 = ?
This is a Real test.
Answer if u r a Genius.
Solution time: 3seconds.
Answer: 411.
Logic: Multiply Both numbers and write them in reverse order i.e 7*2 = 14
Write 41
subtract 1 from second digit i.e. 2-1 = 1
So 411
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There are two unusual things about these words, see if you can figure it out. The answers are below but don’t peek until you have given it a good shot!
Assess
Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Voodoo
OK, see if you can figure out what these words have in common..
Are you peeking or have you already given up?
Answer: Place the first letter of the word at end and then spell the word backwards. It will be the same word.
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Mujhy is mgs ka ans chahey plz.
1 larka
or
1 larki
Dono
Examination hall mai paper de rhy thy..
larki ne larky se kaha:
Mujhy paper krwa 2..
To
larka bola: mujhe kya d0gi?
larki boli: Main tmko
11..9..19..19.. Dungi..
11..9..19..19 ka kia matlb hai?
Reply is must Chalnge
Sb se pucho. ans zarore krna.
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